Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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