just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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