Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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