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(415): View more from California

I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.

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(561): View more from Florida

so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?

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(516): View more from New York

Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys

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(307): View more from Wyoming

MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid

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