you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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