I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
honey bunches of taint.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Randomize
