I must be too annoying 4 u.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
