My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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