I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Farmville is her only friend.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
this is an emotional support booty call
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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