Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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