No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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