the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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