how can u be prego again
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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