I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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