I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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