I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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