Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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