Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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