do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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