I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
