But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
apparently the secret to your success is patron
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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