You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Shame - the story of my life.
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