I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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