just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
where am i from again
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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