Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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