How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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