did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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