White coat. Heels.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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