is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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