Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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