That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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