hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
