You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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