i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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