fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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