Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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