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I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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