Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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