I heard we made out
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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