I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
