just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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