SEEEEXXX PLEASE
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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