i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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