I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
the condom got lost in my hair
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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