she was so not down for the gang bang
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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