I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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