he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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