4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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