Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Who died my cat blue again?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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