last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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