If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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