Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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