I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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