you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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