I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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